Zombies pt.2

So yesterday i said i'd start an adventure, but... not yet. I got high as a kite in the evening, and i woke up around noon today. It's a hard life beeing me, now even more so, when i can't complain about legalisation all day, since there is no goverment. At least i think there isn't, if there is, did they legalize it yet? Now i could start talking about weed vs. alcohol, but i'll spare you this time.

So today the strangest thing happened. I dont know, maybe my plants mutated or some shit, but i think it keeps the zombies away... I'll have to test that one day, but now let's return to my preparation for the adventure!

Packing list:
-Weed bag no.1,
-Hash bag no.1,
-Oil bottle no.2 (I used all of no.1 couple of days ago),
-Food; doritos, bread, nutella and some whiped cream (I might find some strawberies),
-Water
-My bong, and couple of homemade blunts.

Besides the listed things i always carry a knife, 2 - 3 lighters and a small showel. Why so many lighters you ask? Well i might lose one and i need a backup, trust me i learned that the hard way. I once wanted to smoke, but i didn't have a lighter, so i had to steal a car, to drive 45 minutes, to find a spare in the car... Shitiest day of my life, so far.

Now where i live there are alot of hills, so i needed a plan for my trip, so yesterday during the highest levels of human understanding, i drew a map, or at least so i thought. I guess a curvy line with an arrow at the end, saying and i quote "Go there fuckead!" isn't really pro-map material. So i began maping my area, and i realized, i can't do it, so i stuck with the original.

It's afternoon now, so i should be going, but i just wanna smoke some first.

Now one thing stoners usualy get wrong is lazynes. I love doing stuff when i'm high, like rolling more joints or packing a bowl. Sometimes i even clean the bong! Well i could say i do more when high, but why should i lie.

I almost just shat my pants! I was casualy walking down the road, when a small hoard of about 25 - 30 zombies showed up. So i tried my method, and i light up. It didn't work for shit! I guess the first one was just a lucky strike, but these zombies looked like they wanted a hit or something, i swear on my cats left ball, i never saw a zombie go this fast or even run! Now here is a big fuck you for everyone who still think that smoking weed doesn't evolve you. These dead fucks are your example.

I managed to run away tho, i even scored a kill on two of them. That makes it about 63 or so. It's hard to keep track, i mean i had like a poiny sistem to it, here is some of it:
-full zombie - 1 point,
-missing one arm or leg - 0,75 point,
-missing both arms or legs - 0,5 point,
-only torso - 0,25 point,
-head only - 20$/hour.

Ignore the last one, i made some fucked up list while high, it's not my fault they mixed up.

And that's how i used to rate my zombie killings. But i lost track soon, i i'm jus too fuckin lazy to start again.

Now i must end this log here, i have along road ahead of me. Here's to evryone that's high right now. Cheers and goodnight.