Zombies pt.3

So the strangest thing happened. I was casually walking down this road, and the most rave zombie appeared. He must have died on a rave or some shit, cuz' damn that outfit was dope.

I am now a proud owner of flourescent green sun glasses and a yellow fuckboy hat.
Also i got new J's.

Envy much fellow survivors?

But that experience got me thinking. What was the strangest zomvie i've ecer seen. So i made a top 5 list, here it is:

No.5 - It was actualy an old person, he probably rose from a grave or some shit, he literaly was half rotten and had like a 1930 outfit. For a second i thought i saw a swastika, but then i realized all nazi zombies are probably in Argentina or Norway, not here.

No.4 - This one was the cutest little dead person i've ever seen. It was a little girl in her sunday church clothes. I must admit, that night i had Ring related nightmares.

No.3 - President fucking Bush Jr. Thats all. I saw a zombie Bush.

No.2 - A pack of skinheads is scarry, a pac of dead ones even more so. I swear to god they looked like they wanted to buy weed...

No.1 - I once found a working car, it was in bad shape, it smelled like hell, but it was drivable. I thought the smell would clear, but it didn't i had that car for a month, before i found the source of the smell. There was a half rotten zombie head full of worms in the engine. That car was set ablaze by a tragic gasoline related incident.

So here is my top 5 list of craziest zombies. But what may seem crazy to you is my normal life. Mojo (my journal) started mumbling. Yes i hear voices and No i am not crazy, i think. So gotta go if a want any sleep tonight.